generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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truehustla:

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

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dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?
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